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vass0922 · 01-03-2003, 10:06 PM

I DO THIS!!

Some one sent this to me. It sure fits They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and I notice the mail on the table. OK, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the mail. I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trashcan is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trashcan out, but since I'm going near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these bills first. Now, where is that checkbook? Oops, there's only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk. Oh, there's the Coke I was drinking. I?m going to look for those checks. But first, I'll pop the Coke into the fridge to let it get cold for a while. I head towards the kitchen and the vase of flowers catch my eye; they need some water. I set my Coke on the counter and uh oh! There are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I?d better put them away first. I fill a container with water and head for the flowerpots. Aaaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We will never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch some television so I'd better put the remote control in the family room where it belongs. I splash some water in the vase and onto the floor. I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and head back down the hall trying to figure out what I was going to do. End of the Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, my Coke is sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys! When I try to figure out why was nothing done today, I?m baffled because I know I was busy all day long! I realize this is a serious condition and I?ll get help, but FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail. Please send this to everyone you know because I don't remember who I sent this to. But PLEASE don't send it back to me or I might send it to you again.