Good source of mail-order cheese

[peterstevans]

Hi...I want to let my toddlers celebrate the New Year with crackers and cheese just like adults do. Don't worry, I'll just use grape juice for them to wash it down, fresh of course. You never know if one of those evil Social Workers are lurking. My wife wants to use Human Milk Cheese. There's a famous dairy that advertised it in Mother Earth News but I can't remember the name...and I'm sure there are Dairies all over the place, but the Leaches League is on vacation and I can't find it in the Yellow Pages. It's easier to just have someone ship it than track it down. Does anyone know a good source I can have some overnighted in time for New Years? I asked at my local Whole Foods, and the Manager said they were temporarily out. That can't be ! Not for something as common as Human Milk Cheese. Any suggestions. My kids will never see the next Century, so this is important. Thanks guys.

[Thud]

www.google.com

[hifi]

I'll go with Thud's recommendation too

[Knothead]

Not sure what you're really looking to pull, but I'm beginning to suspect it's our legs!

Only in California. Right Knothead?

[Knothead]

Yeah, man. It's the cheese.

[ComputerBabe]

Well, how old are you kids? There really shouldn't be too much trouble getting your wife re-lactated.. Then you can make your own cheese...

[peterstevans]

Everyone knows Google and it does work but it's one of those cross-wire semantic things. Humans usually eat cow and goat milk cheeses. It would take hours to plow through the thousands of items. Actual Human Milk Cheese is a common item at Whole Foods, a National Chain, but they sold out, and my wife doesn't want to take those wierd pills, and cheese-making is not as easy as it may seem. I keep thinking that fish eggs are more festive on crackers, but ever since we took over as the bad guys on the planet, the good fish eggs are way too expensive. Cheers to all. I'm resigned to just lie to the kids. Some stupid teacher said to them at pre-school that cow's milk is the perfect food for baby cows. I'm still having trouble convincing them that they are not going to turn into cows. That same damn teacher told them that the Sun is going to die. It's too late on that one to make them understand how long a billion years is. PS

Hmmmmm......

LOL!

I'm glad I'm on the other coast, safe here with Shahani and stuff...