New TecHIMO Puppies and Kittens__Report HERE

[MegalosSkylaki]

Yes, new Pupsters and Kitties--Welcome to TecHIMO

Those of you who arrived a Your nEw Domiciles Yesterday--are about to begin an adventure !

First, you'll get a humanoid or two or more who will wait on you paw and tail.

Then your Servants will require Training. This is not difficult --but requires some patience.

First, they will think you like Grubs out of a Can..YUCCHO !
You want freshly prepared Grubs--straight from the hearth to your ravenous appetite !

THEN THEY WILL THINK YOU LIKE TO BE BATHED----UggsVillE !
They don't realize that water breaks down vital oils in your fur as kittens or the Market Value of your 'Eua da Perfume de DooG en Rain' finest aroma.

Then, they will insist on putting on this big show about "walking you" [DooGoid] or making your Box [Caatoid]. Inreality, you can outrun any of them Humanoids ----but pretend you like to catch a Frisbee, so as to exercise your humanoid Servent, and keep quiet about the Flower beds.

Remember, you are beginning what may be a life-loong relationship with your new Humanoid ! Be sure to humor them.

If you are reading this--smart DooG and CaaT that you are--your Humanoid is probably a Member of TecHIMO. In other words a TecHMOlian or TecHMOan. This gives them the priviledge of posting little tidbits of Info.

When they are distracted--which is quite easy to do---just start barking or hissing at the back door--feel free to come and post here under your humanoid alias.

In fact, let's see your first post right here !

And remember, da DooG DOOOOG and da BOSS CaaT are thinking of you !

SO LET'S HEAR THOSE WOOFS AND DEM MEOWS !

da DOOOOOOOG and da CaaT..err, BOSS CaaT [Mine--not yours].

[ClubMed]

MegalosSkylaki, I need a dictionary and a team of advisors to encrypt your posts...

[MegalosSkylaki]

Hmmmmm...."encrypt", Huh ?

Actually, I prefer their resonant clarity--rather than encryption.

With encryption, they would need decryption

Certainly our new DooGly 'N' Caatly frenz who have been arriving in homes this week don't need all that trouble .

Let's "Welcome" them instead !

D G

[ClubMed]

er I meant decrypt sorry..

[bigblue77]

My humanoid already put a pic up in his gallery for all to see.

Got to go, he is coming back. Can't let him see me on here.

The Pupster

[Knothead]

I've got mine trained to put his legs up on the computer table, so's I can jump in his lap.

I like to "hang ten" over his knee while while he's trying to type.

Then I remind him to pet me by howling at him. It's a wonderful life!

Ooops, I think I hear him coming up the stairs...Later!

Surfin' CaaaaaaaT, Jasper

[Bob Carrick]

And then we can see all the pups and kittens that people took to the shelter because their family could not take care of one when the novilty wore off 2 months after Christmas.

Knot, what did he say?

In plain English.

[Knothead]

Oh, man, this is so funny...what's not to understand?

Ok, that's it, I'm gonna start a fresh thread on this very subject...De DooooG...Man or Myth? hahaha

[angelcat]

Meow Doooog!

This is Squeakers, meowing for myself, and my six friends. Mommy Angelcat, and Daddy are busy getting the rest of the gifts for thier 'human' party. We decided to stay here, because the other humans have dogs, and well, two of them are just babies, and too excited for us. Mommy and Daddy got us lots of catnip (my FAVORITE!!) and lots of soft chewy treats. I think I heard Mommy talking to her mom, and I think they even got some goodies for us!

We have been really good lately, because we have tried to keep Daddy calm, while he completes the computers for Auntie Dingbat, a cousin of Mommy's, and Mommy's Dad & Step Mommy.

Oops, I hear them comming up the stairs, gotta go!

Meow!

Squeakers