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Joke of the Day
THE MERCEDES.....
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate
for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was
blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to
open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing
red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to
himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation
hit him.
"What in the heck am I doing?"
he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and
examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the
end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like
more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your
driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife
ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give
her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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