Merry Christmas!

[Santa Claus]

So, what do all you good boys and girls want me to bring to you for Christmas?

Hi Santa <bigGrin>

I would like an end to world hunger and peace to all countries. If that's not possible, then I'd like $10 million, please

Merry Christmas, Santa w00t!

p.s. I've been a VERY good girl lol

[Creatures]

i'd like a piece of paper!!

Creatures

if you've got free space in your bag could you bring me a giant space ship, an airplane and some light sabers?

[Santa Claus]

Hello Socalgal. I agree, you've been a very good girl. Unfortunately, world hunger and world peace are out of my scope. I do know a very nice man who can help you with your wishes though. I'll pass them along to him.
I don't give money out either. My elves have no problem printing it, but I don't want to do any wrong to the US government.
I'm very sorry, Socalgal. It seems I can't help you with your exact wishes, but maybe I can find something you will like anyway.

Hi Creatures. You have been very good this year. I heard you are even helping people in this place online! Getting you a piece of paper is no problem, but a spaceship and airplane? You don't have anywhere to park them without getting in trouble. I usually bring the lightsabers to the younger children. Are you sure you want one?

[Creatures]

yes but
i mean a real one!

Creatures

Thank you, Santa. Just a nice man would be nice lol

Merry Christmas, Santa

[Creatures]

oh yeah you'r right socalgal a g/f would be w00t!!

Creatures

[SPEEDO]

Hey Santa Baby........................

I only want the six numbers for the powerball drawing on Christmas night, On a piece of paper and I'd like it tomorrow.
That's not to much to ask, A little piece of paper with the right numbers on it. Oh and it must be readable to human eyes and written in english with letters 1/4 inch high.

If you do this for me I'll donate a large chunk of cash to the Santa Claus Benevolent Fund each and every year.

[Centurion]

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Hi Santa Claus and welcome to TechIMO, you have choosen the right place to visit if you have any computer related questions, the team here as always will be glad to help out.