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Old 12-21-2002, 09:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talk The blonde and the lotto (JOKE)
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her
business has gone bust, and she's in a serious financial mess. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray, "God, please help me...I've lost my business and I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto..."

Lotto night comes, and she is devastated when someone else wins it.

Brandi prays again..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well..."

Lotto night comes, and Brandi still has absolutely no luck.

Once again, she prays. "My God, why have you forsaken me?! I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are very hungry. I don't often ask for you to help, and I am a constant good servant for you...PLEASE just let me win the lotto this ONE time so I can get my life back in order..."

Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself...

"Work with me here, Brandi. Buy a ticket!"

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Old 12-21-2002, 09:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2002, 12:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Not the blonde jokes...
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hahahahaha,, too funny
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Old 12-22-2002, 03:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL
Well we can clearly see how she failed her business. LOL
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yep sounds just like a blonde

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Old 12-22-2002, 08:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence.
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How can you tell a blonde's been in your refridgerator??

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a blonde, getting tired of all the blonde jokes, dyed her hair brown.

She was driving in the country one day, when she saw a farmer in the field with his sheep, and pulled over to talk to him.

She gets out of her car, and asks the farmer, "If I can tell you the amount of sheep you have, may I take one home?"

The farmer aggrees, and she says,"427"

The farmer is amazed, so he tells her to pick her sheep.

She gets one, and puts it in her car, when the farmers says to her, "If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my sheep dog back?"
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Bah, ha, ha, anglecat!
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