Any one want to buy a castle?

[no1_vern]

Seems to be fairly cheap in Scotland

Check out this ebay ad :

[Bemuse]

Looks like a "fixer upper" to me.

[Xeroid]

Yo Vern. Can you lend me US $187,100.00?

[no1_vern]

I was hoping someone would loan ME the money, Xeroid,
Or better yet, someone would buy it so I wouldnt be tempted to try and become a "Lord of the castle".

[Creatures]

we could put our money together and buy it,

so i've got 30$

Creatures

[Mike]

LOL I got $50.
What's odd is that I wanna go to Scotland in a couple of years.
Hey Sean, wanna be roomies?

[quux]

--- "The building is essentially an intact shell of its former self" ... " Each of the upper-floor chambers features at least two windows, properly arched or double-arched" ...
its got all one needs ... and its robust CC.

[Barney]

Yeah... who needs a roof and stairs when you have at least 2 windows in each room?

That's one tiny castle. The guy that built it must've been poor.

[ablang]

The real estate crunch has really gotten out of hand, because that looks like a small part of a castle to me.

[Hey-Todd]

Aw shucks... I just spent my last $187,100 on some lakefront property down in the Florida Everglades!