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French and British! ( Funny )
An elderly man was walking through the French
> countryside,
> admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a
> hedgerow he spotted
> a young couple making love in a field. Getting over
> his initial shock he
> said to himself, "Ah, young love... ze spring time,
> ze air, ze flowers...
> C'est magnifique !", and continued to watch,
> remembering the good
> old day's that he'd once enjoyed.
>
> Suddenly he gasped and said, "Mais... Sacrebleu ! Ze
> woman she is
> dead !" before heading off as fast as he could to
> the town to tell Jean,
> the police chief. He arrived at the Police Station,
> out of breath, and
> shouted, "Jean...Jean...zere is zis man, zis woman
> ... naked in farmer
> Gaston's field making love."
>
> The police chief smiled and said, "Come, come, Henri
> you are not so
> old, remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air,
> ze flowers ? Ah,
> l'amour ! Zis is OK."
>
> "Mais non! You do not understand, ze woman, she is
> dead !"
>
> Upon hearing this, Jean, leapt up from his seat,
> rushed out of the
> station, jumped on his push-bike, pedaled down to
> the field,
> confirmed Henri's story, and pedaled all the way
> back to call the
> doctor. He picked up the telephone and screamed,
> "Pierre, Pierre !
> This is Jean, I was in Gaston's field, zere is a
> young couple naked
> having sex!"
>
> To which Pierre replied, "Jean, I am a man of
> science. You must
> remember...it's spring, ze air, ze flowers, Ah,
> l'amour! Zis is very
> natural."
>
> Jean, still out of breath, grasped in reply, "NON,
> you do not
> understand, ze woman, she is dead !"
>
> Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed, "Mon Dieu !" grabbed
> his black
> medicine bag, stuffed in his thermometer,
> stethoscope, and other
> tools, jumped in his car, and drove like a madman
> down to Gaston's
> field. After carefully examining the participants he
> drove calmly back
> to Henri and Jean, who were waiting at the station.
> When he got
> there, went inside, smiled patiently, and said, "Ah,
> mes amis, do not
> worry. Ze woman, she is not dead, she is British !"
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