If Christmas were a Jewish Holiday

[Theophylact]

The more you know, and the more Jewish you are, the funnier this is.

[osprey4]

It's pretty good. OK, it's REALLY very well done.

However, I have several Jewish friends who would take issue with the notion that, "as a religious holiday, Christmas is totally incompatible with Judaism, and the very thought of it being a Jewish holiday is ludicrous." From their viewpoint as Jews, Christmas is the greatest Jewish holiday, since it celebrates the birth of the greatest Jewish man in history.

But I understand where the authors of this site are coming from.

[osprey4]

THeo, you might like this one in the current NR:

http://www.nationalreview.com/commen...onig122102.asp

[DaveLewis]

Reminds me of that classic old poem....

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish


(My apologies to all)

awe geeze DaveLewis! I haven't heard that one in years! LOL