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"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
"mah" "king" "bird" "yeah"
"Pull over!" "What?" "PULL OVER!" "No its a cardigan, thanks!"
"Just when I thought you couldnt get any dumber.........you go and do this.............AND Totally redem yourself."
LLOYD
Mary...
(BLURTING OUT)
I desperately want to make love to a
schoolboy.
MARY
(taken aback)
Maybe I should be going now.
LLOYD
No, that's not what Imeant. I
meant... I really like you, Mary. I
like you a lot.
She smiles at this.
LLOYD (CONT.)
I'm gonna ask you something flat out
and I want you to answer me honestly:
What do you think the chances are of
a girl like you and a guy like me
ending up together?
Mary is obviously thrown by this question.
MARY
Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I
mean we hardly --
LLOYD
--I asked you to be honest, Mary.
MARY
But Lloyd, I really can't --
LLOYD
--Come on, give it to me straight. I
drove a long way to see you, the
least you can do is level with me.
What are my chances?
MARY
Not good.
BEAT
LLOYD
You mean not good, like one out of a
hundred?
MARY
I'd say more like one out of a
million.
BEAT
LLOYD
(Duh)
So you're telling me there's a
chance?
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