Public Service Announcement: Drinking during the Holidays

[Kuasimodem]

With the holidays quickly approaching, it's time for a
Public Service Announcement about drinking:

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon


Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Specificity
"Cogito ergo sum."
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
loquacious
transubstantiate


Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't... no one wants to hear me sing!


You have been warned...

[SPEEDO]

And if you say the following and it comes out right YOUR DRUNK!

Starkle Starkle little twink,
Who the heck I are you think,

I am not under the alcafluence of incohol,
Which most tinkle peep I am,

And the drunker I stand here the longer I get.

[NeoStarO1]

LOL, on the officer one. add a big S*** eating oblivious grin to that one.

[originel]

hahahahaha, that's great.

also another word of advice: if your drunk, do NOT try and IM people, especially a girl you really like (and yes...i am speaking from experience...unfortunately).

Great!!

[Mr. Goodbytes]

Drunken dials, that's what it's all about!!!

[Knothead]

Hahahaha, brilliant, Kuasi!

[Kuasimodem]

I'd love to take the credit, but I get these killer jokes I've been posting in a daily email that I get

Some are so good I just gotta share 'em with my buds

[thisiszero]

Originally posted by SPEEDO
And if you say the following and it comes out right YOUR DRUNK!

Starkle Starkle little twink,
Who the heck I are you think,

What? I cant decipher that and Im sober

I am not under the alcafluence of incohol,
Which most tinkle peep I am,

And the drunker I stand here the longer I get. [/B]

absolutley hilarious, nice post guys!

[cracked]

originel, i know EXACTLY what you mean (experience here too)

drew