I've heard that Oxygen is the solution to inebriation.
My Dad used to talk about Dr. Donohue, and how them boys would play cards, drink too much, and misbehave in general.
Because Donohue was "on call", he would keep a bottle of oxygen with him on these nights. When the phone would ring (for him), he'd take a deep
woooooosh of oxygen, and be sober by the time he put the handset to his ear!!
Anybody else hear of this?