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Old 12-10-2002, 10:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Glitch in TV1999.

Our newest neural net processor (TV1999) has made several major improvements in it's own programming.
The months of troubleshooting seem to have yielded nothing. Suddenly something has changed. Apparently the TV1999 was able to cross link some logic neural pathways.

Waste Management Problem description.

TV1999 waste sensor would trigger
TV1999 would immediately download data into the wrong repository
JV1968 would attempt to code around the bug
TV1999 would refuse the input.
JV1968 would try to use the KV1966's coding scheme to circumvent the
bug.
TV1999 Still would sometimes acknowledge the commands but would
place them in a temporary folder which was not accessible from the
main subroutine.

Restoration efforts

We have been trying to join the motor, logic and sensory neural pathways together as they relate to waste removal.
The TV1999 simply seemed unable to Utilize the logic of the KV1966 or the JV1968 regarding waste management system.
Finally this week all of the TV1999 waste management sub systems stopped locking up and
readily began using the buffered input from the KV1966 and JV1968.

Problem resolution chain of events.

JV1968 requested a status update on waste build up.
TV1999 Stated that there was volume which needed attention
JV1968 Sent a request that TV1999 begin waste removal subroutine.
TV1999 Complied with the request and began to download waste in the proper directory.
Until present the TV 1999 has been dealing with waste management sensor and beginning
Sub-routine successfully. With out prompts from the JV1968 or the KV1966

We still do not have any idea as to what corrected the problem but the UW temporary directory is no
Being used for waste storage. All waste is not being sent to the RR subdirectory for final disposition.

In closing I believe that we will not need to bring the designer in on this problem. We will monitor the TV1999 for future bugs regarding this problem but I have every confidence that the TV1999 fully operational and ready to begin working on more advanced tasks. I am confident that this will reduce costs of operation and wasted man hours.

UW – under-wear temporary sub directory
RR – Rest room Sub directory.

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Old 12-10-2002, 03:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ep,ol' buddy, How you been all these days? I'm back.

What is all this?
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Old 12-10-2002, 05:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I think he's potty training his kids?
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Doesn't a gun work?
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Old 12-10-2002, 07:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I think Ep is trying to say something.
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It should begin to get interesting when the TV1999 begins to upload invalid file names mistakenly downloaded by KV1966 and JV1968.

Especially when interfacing with associated (related) systems. Nothing like a "1999" model for input-ing data like that.
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Old 12-10-2002, 10:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What is it ep? Is timmy trapped down a well?!

I didn't think the had neural networks yet?! I thought that was a load of scifi?!
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Old 12-11-2002, 05:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I was beginning to think that people did not understand this one or that they were offended by it.

The TV1999 outputs some of the funniest data streams. He is using his reasonant vibration box to output much data on the days events and his perceived view of it. I think he might wear out the reeds.
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BTW how did you know that was his secret name BC

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err epi. rephrase plz.
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