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Old 12-09-2002, 05:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Find YOUR State HERE !

Da Boss Catt gave me this --but it is above my intelligence

Notice the Cat=&Topic in the Url !

http://thorntree.lonelyplanet.com/th...=expanded&sb=5

If you recognize your State, tell us how.

Be on the watch for a Guest Post fum da CATT soon !

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Old 12-09-2002, 05:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Love the post

but,

the 1 train used to take you to Battery park,. however, now,


No, seriously, loved it!


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Old 12-09-2002, 05:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Heh heh.

You live in Central Illinois when:

1. Your normal field of view encompasses 50 sq. miles.
2. You NEVER lose a cell phone connection.
3. You burn anything you want, anytime you want. Sick of that old barn? Burn it!
4. The first thing you do with your brand new pickup truck is remove the muffler.
5. You haven't the slightest idea where the nearest coffee shop is.
6. You get your name printed in the local paper because you spent a day at the hospital.
7. Recycle? Is that some form of transportation?

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Old 12-09-2002, 05:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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great!
i dont live in the USA but now i know where to go

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Old 12-09-2002, 06:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Interesting link, DooooooG.

See you next time I'm in the City.
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Old 12-09-2002, 07:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Huh ?

What City ?

Are you asleep ?

Sounds like you pirated a "Plug'N'

Don't you know the Plug'N won't work right without the Drivers?

You want to get the Teamsters mad at you?

In New Joisey ?

Don't you know who'se living in your Nabe ?

Well, they talk like Baritones, no matter what they're called.

Pay up

$69.98 CHEAP

Plus for a limited time only, you get TWO, you read right, TWO Plug'N's. Just this of using 'Couch'N'Post ? "You feel I live in New Joisey?" Drives people nuts.! Go for it !

DOOOOOOOOOOOOG

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Old 12-10-2002, 06:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Huh ?

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In New Joisey ?
The way to tell a New Yawkah from a Jerseyan, no native Jerseyan ever says "joisey".

Jerseyans stand in line, New Yawkahs stand "on loin".

New Yawkahs "draw'r" a picture but keep their clothes in a "drawah".

Staten Oiland is a halfway house for Brooklyn natives that want to move to NJ.

Shahani knows what I'm talking about.
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Old 12-10-2002, 06:37 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah !

But is he awake !

Besides, Joiseyans are NOT known by their speech, but by the way they drive !

"Joisey driver " aint a SW program !

DOOOOOOG WITH PERFECT BARKACUTION

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Old 12-10-2002, 06:58 AM   #9 (permalink)
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"Much funnier than the Fellow with

20 pages of Dan Quayle Quotations "

Huh ? Dan Quayle quoted people for twenty pages ?

That was quite literate of him

DOOOOGERATI
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Old 12-10-2002, 07:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
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The Most Famous Movie Shot in New Joisey

Perhaps the only film is Toxic Avengers . You know you left Joisey when you stop breathing spray deoderant as inhalation therepy. It's called "The Garden State" for the same reason Greenland is called Greenland. The most artistic show about Joisey is The Sopranos. People don't "commute" from New Joisey, they "evacuate"

Just practicing my latest Plug'N' Compliments

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