Win98 users...you're totally asleep on the job. You're missing out on some cool animated boot-up logos to replace the boring "Starting Windows 98" screen.
I once had a boot up screen of the Commodore 64
I think it had something like
Load "Windows 98",8,1 and it blinked something or other can't remember
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