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Old 11-30-2002, 04:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Subject: Receptionist


There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients.
I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As
he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my *****," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't
come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said
there is something wrong with your ear or something and then
discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he
had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't p**s out of it," the man replied.

The doctor's office erupted in laughter

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