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11-29-2002, 02:38 PM
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Gnomes....what???????
What is up with gnomes? These little things scare the crap out of me, and my neighors yard has like 15 of them. Serisouly, WHO NEEDS THAT MANY GNOMES, who needs any at all? I was just wondering what others thought about gnomes.
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11-29-2002, 04:10 PM
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PS - WTF is a gnome? All I can think of is a minature guy with a pointy hat...
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11-29-2002, 04:23 PM
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If you take a picture of the gnomes and post it in your Gallery here it will steal their spirits and they can't harm you. They (the gnomes) become useless except to expose your neighbor's bad taste in yard decorating. 
p.s. Gnomes are little dwarf-like creatures who, according to myth, guard treasures. They must not be confused with trolls who steal them.
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11-29-2002, 04:33 PM
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Gnomes are little mystical creatures........
Gnomes is a GUI in linux.........................
Gnomes are little figments of your imagination................. 
Gnomes have mulitple complexes thus can never be identified. | |
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11-29-2002, 04:35 PM
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Ohhhhh...ok, so I was kinda right. I was thinking they might be an underground rodent of sorts that I wasn't aware of. 
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11-29-2002, 05:11 PM
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You must gather them up in the dead of night and then ship them to Nome, Alaska, where they belong.  | |
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11-29-2002, 07:35 PM
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Hey, Gnomes are cool. I've been looking for the one from the Toyota 4x4 commercial. I can't find it anywhere. Any Ideas?
Gnome: "You call it ground clearance. I call it headroom."
Check out this article from CNN about the Garden Gnome Liberation Front , a wacky bunch of French people.
Last edited by Atomic Rooster; 11-29-2002 at 10:16 PM.
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11-29-2002, 09:59 PM
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Actually I think they are the only thing that can eradicate the dreaded Pink Flamingo..  | |
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11-29-2002, 11:29 PM
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History of the gnome: http://www.artstones.co.uk/msg7.htm
Those garden gnomes used to be pretty popular here. I have done so many bad things when I was a kid, but I never blew up gnomes with firecrackers. I wonder why, because I hate gnomes... | |
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11-29-2002, 11:57 PM
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Who here was angry they didn't show the de-gnoming in the new harry potter movie!  !
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