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Old 11-28-2002, 06:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talk ThanksGiving Laugh or Is Hillary a Cow?

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a N.Y. country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."

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Old 11-28-2002, 07:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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My whole family is laughing!!

Happy Thanksgiving, Shahani!
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Old 11-28-2002, 08:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ROFLMAO!!



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Old 11-28-2002, 09:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2002, 11:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hey I am an animal lover and this joke is disgusting.

I may not like cats too much but that is another story I still would not hurt one.


I think this was a hurtful joke. After all calling hillary a cow is just plain mean.

What did a cow do to deserve that kind of abuse.
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Old 11-28-2002, 11:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2002, 11:38 AM   #9 (permalink)
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LOL... don't know what's funnier, the joke or Epidemic's sarcasm
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Old 11-28-2002, 04:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Epidemic is not being sarcastic.

He's getting even.
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