Blonde Joke

[ClubMed]

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight
from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines
and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of
fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and
tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if
you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the
answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention
and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays,
agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't sa y a word, reaches into her
purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a
hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer,
puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no
answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the
library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his
friends and coworker, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde
says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is
more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the
answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the
lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb.

[RustyGT]

And you thought blondes were dumb.

And we thought euros were sophisticated.

CM: Good one.

[vass0922]

Very nice

[TheBurningCat]

^^^^^^^^^w00t^^^^^^^^^^

haha!

[CujoRbd]

that's pretty damn good! Nice bi*** tactics.

[no1_vern]

Good one.

[ClubMed]

Hehe yeah I thought it was pretty good too, my girl friend sent it to me

Blonde Vocabulary:

Anally - occurring yearly
Artery - study of paintings
Bacteria - back door of cafeteria
Caesarian section - district in Rome
Cat scan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
Colic - sheepdog
Coma - a punctuation mark
Congenital - friendly
Dilate - to live long
Enema - not a friend
Fester - quicker
Fibula - a small lie
Impotent - distinguished, well known
Intense pain - torture in a teepee
Labour pain - getting hurt at work
Medical staff - doctor's cane
Morbid - higher offer
Nitrate - cheaper than day rate
Outpatient - person who has fainted
Pathology - a rambler's association
Post operative - letter carrier
Protein - favouring young people
Radiologist - Dr Fox on Capital FM
Rectum - damn near killed 'em
Recovery room - place to do upholstery
Secretion - hiding anything
Serology - study of knighthood
Terminal illness - sickness at airport
Tumour - an extra pair
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - located nearby