Cheap Dinner and Beer

A man walks into a bar one night, goes up to the bar, and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be one cent."
"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.
"That's right." The barman replied.
So the guy glanced over at the menu, and asked, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replied the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?"
"Four cents," the barman said.
"Four cents?! Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replied, "Upstairs with my wife."
"What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender smiled. "Same as what I'm doing to his business."

[BobOmega]

LMAO....

[MegalosSkylaki]

Could you explain that in simpler language, please

All you intellectual types use big word and tough concepts

Keep it simple, please so all can understand it it.

Now tell the joke again real simple.

I appreciate a good laugh too you know

DOOOOOG

[NeoStarO1]

Dog, you got a doggie treat in your pm box.

[ben-the-slacker]

ROFLMFAO!

[Brainchild]

hehehe, that's pretty good shahani.

DOOOOOG

[Blood_Luster]

lol

[UUoodseifer]

Wade in Shahani, Nice Joke,

Did I ever tell you the one about the 89 year old pensioner and her vi............vibrating .........washing machi...........

ok ill leave it there shall I.?