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What was he doing writing his report without clothes ---NeoStar
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Well, why not? Although it said he WAS wearing clothes, which obviously you and I don't believe.
The trial:
Lawyer: "Your honor, the grievous injury my client suffered warrants restitution..."
Judge: (interrupting) "He burned his WHAT?"
Lawyer: "His...ah... *****, your honor, the laptop burned his *****."
Judge: "WHA-HAHAHAA!!
What an IDIOT!! What, he didn't NOTICE the heat applied to such a sensitive part of his anatomy??"
"I am sentencing your client to the Home for the
Terminally Stupid!"
"And you AIN'T GETTIN' A DIME, EITHER!!!"
(Bangs gavel.)