Time Travel for Only $360

You read that right, now you can experience the wonders of time travel for only $360. Step right up and witness the wonderment of the Hyper Dimensional Resonator. You have not lived until you have wired a 110 volt electromagnetic circuit to your brain!

You know I am jumping with anticipation to get my own Hyper Dimensional Resonator! This will be the latest fad, you are nothing without your own HDR system!

Googlism for: steven gibbs

steven gibbs is supposed to be a reputable source for some of the strangest tales of all time
steven gibbs is the inventor of a device for time travel
steven gibbs is a hyper dimensional resonator but apparently it does the job
steven gibbs is listed
steven gibbs is researching the saunderson name for bedfordshire and its surrounds
steven gibbs is a big fake

[Xeroid]

THERE IS NO WARRANTY OR GUARANTEE ON THESE UNITS. THESE UNITS ARE ONLY SOLD FOR EXPERIMENTAL AND RESEARCH PURPOSES. THERE IS NO MONEY BACK GUARANTEE.

Imagine that!

LOL RR

LARGE ALUMINUM CASE

Internal dimensions 17.2" x 12.2" x 5.5" PRICE: $144.00 (#39)

Counts me out.... I'd never fit in the case

Since the Aliens and ETs are trying to block this information from reaching the public, I have taken the liberty of including two different websites. The reason for doing this becomes apparent, for if they try to block one website then the other can be accessed or vice-versa. See below.

oofa You see Aliens have advanced web site blocking technology... but so far can only block one site at a time.

[vass0922]

no no surreal, they can block MANY websites.. but the other one is SECRET!
The other is just a decoy.... shhhh!

[dunbar]

hehehe: yep, you travel through time just like the rest of us, so the claim must be true. The money, however takes a sharp turn right about ..... there, in Nebraska.

[Epidemic]

Hey they took my 360 and I will now win the lottery.

This is a great deal.

I particularily like the "two dials" that really improves the functionality over the one Dial model. Careful though do not go back and keep him from making the thing actually work.

Awwww darn it I screwed him up.

[Blood_Luster]

LARGE ALUMINUM CASE

Internal dimensions 17.2" x 12.2" x 5.5" PRICE: $144.00 (#39)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn, my little bro can fit in that... hmmmmn... HEHEHEH AHHHHHHHHHH ahahahah.... wheeeeeee.

[LarrySamDavid25]

I'll sell you a working design for less!

Only thing is, the working device only goes forward...there is no way to reverse time...at least, none that I've found. And according to my calculations (which must be right since I have devised a way to travel forward) reverse time travel is in fact impossible, as time is not a variable, but rather a relative constant. It only exists to aid us in our mathematical equations, as using metaphysical timeline constants in our equations would make the simplest equations astronomical.

But like I said, time is a relative constant, therefore can not be altered. So the effect of travelling forward in time is nothing more than quantum alterations, allowing the "subatomic slow-down" of ones "strings" (not a bad term to use for this new theory, which I believe to be fact, but they have not yet discovered most of it's properties...but you know science, name it first, figure it out later, and keep the name no matter how rediculous it may be after you figure out what it really does...quasar, for example).

What was I talking about? Dam mind...oh yeah...nothing...I'm keeping my mouth shut. That's right mr. FBI man, I didn't say nufin.

[LarrySamDavid25]

http://www.west.net/~simon/index.html

hmmm...i don't knowwww bout that