if i had a million dollars

[S.D.Willie]

you can bet that i would see to it that that song would never ever ever be aired on any form of tv/audio ever again.
i think i want to projectile vomit from hearing this over done redone awful ear noise.

ok, sorry. im done

I'm guessing here but you never won a lottery, right? But buy tickets sometimes?

[Knothead]

Willie, If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a set of ear muffs, you could slip 'em on and never ever ever have to hear it again.





then I would keep the change.

[Brainchild]

i'd buy ya the CD of that song SD

Then ya could break,melt,mutilate it anyway you see fit

[Theophylact]

Song?
(Don't watch the tube...)

[S.D.Willie]

ha, you dont have to see it just on t.v. its on the radio, etc.
i'll take the earfmuffs, Knot but i prefer Brainchild's idea.

[vass0922]

ya got me too.. and I listen to the radio.. linkage anyone!? lol
what kind of music is it? (horrible isn't a genre lol)

[jgargac]

Only one of the best songs, but I'll admit that it can get annoying.

Jeff

Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

[Brainchild]

*SMASH!*

That's what you call a smash hit, right?

Cheers
Mick

PS Hope SD didn't smash his monitor when he saw that!