Funniest Phrases...

[uncle_jimbo]

Post some of the funniest phrases youve ever heard, for me its "Super Karate Monkey Death Car".

[Brainchild]

My grandpa when he was angry always said
"Take a flying suck at a whitemans hiney"
LOL, always tickled me

[Martoch]

Originally posted by brainchild
My grandpa when he was angry always said
"Take a flying suck at a whitemans hiney"
LOL, always tickled me

HAHA, funny!!!


My grandpa's phrases would get modded...

"All your <insert noun> are belong to us."

I don't know why I find that so funny, but I do. Easy to amuse probably.

[RedFury]

A phrase I heard in highschool, but can never seem to find a time to use it in real life.

"Tougher than a boiled Owl"

For some reason, that's stuck with me for over a decade. I guess that's how long it's taken to find a place for it outside me head :P

[OuTpaTienT]

"Your head is buried in the sand deeper than an armless clamdigger."
- Dennis Miller

[Thud]

Not the funniest, but one that comes to mind:

"You're windier than a sackfull of farts."

[Brainchild]

I'd have to drive a stake behind him to see if he was movin' was one from a former employer, talking about the new guy he had just hired, then that afternoon

I'm gonna get a stick of dynamite in a minute and he'll f*****G move...lol
The guy was in slow mo all day, he wasn't there the next

[Thud]

Here's an oldie:

"If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose."

[Sweet]

That ***** was so ugly, sh'ed make a freight train take a dirt road.