Yup, I izza Fed now...
job title: Professional Groper..aka security screener for the TSA..

nope, no cross gender full body pat downs, sorry...........damm...
Actually, a decent paying job with pretty good benifits till the IT industry can use me.
I am also firmly convinced the the guvment is fueled on paper.
They have killed more trees just processing me into the TSA than I have done in all my years.. gaaa. freakin' stack of paperwork at LEAST 4 inches high, and that doesn't count what I haven't seen personally..
woo hoo.. makin' $$$ to blow on things like...
CPUs
mobo's
and eventually, another motorbike..
please step over here for additional screening...Muuwahhahhh..