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ha ha ha halloween
A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible
headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. So he took his
costume and away he went.
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The wife, after sleeping for >an hour, awakened feeling much better so she
decided to go to the party. Since her husband didn't know what her costume
was, she thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he
acted when she was not with him. So she got to the party and spotted her
husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick
he could. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his partner and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
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She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
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Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed,so
off>they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his
behavior.
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She was sitting up reading when he came home and asked what kind of a >time
he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time>when you're not there."
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Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
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He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Don and Bill
and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good
time!"
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