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Knothead · 10-23-2002, 06:53 PM

So I'm looking in the mirror today, and examining my ever-decreasing supply of hair covering. What's left is a nice silver color, but...eh. It looks like a guy who's too broke to go to "Hair Club For Men" (where they just glue hair onto your head, YUK!) or get transplants (ever seen that? Looks like someone's farming soybeans on yer head, or something.) Pleh.

And it's not that I'm vain, really, but I AM extremely single.... and wondering what do women find sexy? I heard this guy on the radio talking about it, and it made me wonder...

Look at the Star Trek guys...Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard...which one is sexier??

I don't think it's "Captain T.J. Hooker, Cheap Hairpiece", is it?

NO! It's Capt. Picard, all the way!

I think I WILL keep the goatee, I think it'll give me a "devilish" appearance along with the bald head....that way, the chicks'll be wondering if it's smart to give me the slip...

hehehehehee....

OOH! Maybe I should also take up dressing entirely in black? It's time for a change....

10-23-2002, 06:55 PM

Hey, Knot, you want a comb for Christmas?

Theophylact · 10-23-2002, 06:57 PM

Nah. Skip the shave, but nix the combover. Even Rudy Giuliani's decided it was a bad idea.

10-23-2002, 07:06 PM

you'll look good in black, or red or dark blue..
One thing about the head shave .. you can always grow it back.
Um how do I say this... a bald head um feels funny ... I'm not sure if I like (if it's shaved) it or not..
BUT that said I personally think the best treatment for a guy with it thinning and dissappearing is very short.. very short.. maybe you'd call it a modified shave..

or crew cut type short.

And keep it short on the sides and in the back! If it's a little long on the sides and hitting your collar in the back it just screams that it's missing on the top!

Knothead · 10-23-2002, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by Theophylact
Nah. Skip the shave, but nix the combover. Even Rudy Giuliani's decided it was a bad idea.

Oh, yeah! Yeesh, that comb-over jazz...WHAT is THAT about???

Guys that do that...their heads look like an egg in the grip of a really weird spider...

So does Rudy shave HIS head nowadays?

Knothead · 10-23-2002, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by surreal
Um how do I say this... a bald head um feels funny ... I'm not sure if I like (if it's shaved) it or not..
BUT that said I personally think the best treatment for a guy with it thinning and dissappearing is very short.. very short.. maybe you'd call it a modified shave.. or crew cut type short.

Yeah, but....here's another thought...

If my head was smooth, and we ever got bored, we could have fun drawing on it with Magic Markers!

Or go dancing...and the nice thing about a bald head is, if I start to sweat, I could just wipe it off with a towel...VOILA!

HEY!

10-23-2002, 07:16 PM

Like this

necromancer · 10-23-2002, 07:19 PM

Completly bald is way too much work. It feels really odd the first time you do it too.

I shave mine with a #4 or #3 tip whenever it starts to get to the point I have to comb it.