» 
Halloween Humor
A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after him, faster...faster ...BUMP ... BUMP ...BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin flapping...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a bottle of Robitussin!
Desperate, he throws the Robitussin at the coffin ...
...and...of...course,
...the coffin stops!
__________________
Smile often! It makes people wonder what your up to.....
| 
Linear Mode
