Now I know why my teeth are rotten:

[Theophylact]

it's my (ex)-wife's fault! In today's New York Times; free, but you gotta register -- and what's stopping you? Whatever your politics, it's still the best paper in the country, and it has lots of good recipes, too.

Maybe the dawg, errr...doooog can include that receipe in his restaurant, Rubbers, when it opens next month.

I did try to discourage him about the name but he insisted that a restaurant name must accurately reflect the food served.

Can't argue with dawgs.