Goofy Thread Titles

[Knothead]

I've decided that making a good title for a new thread is an ART FORM.

don't take me too seriously. many things that I "decide" on, I usually regret in the morning.

Anyway, here's some thread titles that might raise an eyebrow or two:

YOINKS! I Nuked My Guacamole I had some frozen guacamole the other night, and as I was nuking it, I thought about how I would describe what I was doing. It just sounded funny.

Elvis Still Dead An all-purpose "You Are Here Now" kind of thread. Not that anybody asked.

What Thread Is This A good title for a Merry Christmas thread, don't you think?

HELP! I shot a nail into my head! Now this would be an attention-grabber. Most likely, nobody would reply. How COULD they?

But it would have, like, 3000 views! A major "Go to" title...

Anybody else got any?

[Brainchild]

I know some that Don't work

anything with brainchild in the thread starter section

[vass0922]

Please ignore lol
Is it just me?

The simplistic ones sometimes suprise ya lol

However, yes the subject line is a true art form that can only be truely mastered by few
... I am not one of the few lol

[Knothead]

Aw, BC!
PBBBBLLPPHHHHH!!!

C'mon....give some free reign to that eerie sense o' humor!

[OuTpaTienT]

There's always the proverbial:

Ignore this thread or

test(ing), both of which insure a large number of views and equally useless replies.

Then there's the "glimpse into my personal life" title:

It's a girl!!! (boy!!!) which then often ends up being about someone's pet Sea Monkey or something. Or...

My wife cheated on me..., she cheated on me with my best friend(s) and threatened to kill me and tied me up and locked me in a room for a month with no food....what should I do?

Or if you just wanted some attention, be it good or bad, then how 'bout:

You guys suck!, or

I'm 133t h4x0r-m4n, u c4n'T b4n m3!

[Knothead]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!

Or...you can simply be OuTpaTienT, and post anything at all, and have people check in to see what the heck his "Gossamer" avatar is up to now....


hehehe..he stomped the "1" but he made friends with the zero....

[Brainchild]

Shoot OuT,Knot, people ride in innertubes here for fun, I just thought that's what Gossy was doin'

[Heavy_Equipment]

There is a relatively older crowd here, It Hurts When I Do This would likely be lively.

[OuTpaTienT]

Originally posted by Heavy_Equipment
There is a relatively older crowd here, It Hurts When I Do This would likely be lively.

hehe. I think that would be a good reaction getter only initially...because we would all jump in the thread trying to be the first one to say "well, don't do that".

Knothead, get a life.