Einstein, Gandhi or Hitler?
I found this in the "Weekly World News" while I was at a coffee shop today and I was laughing so hysterically I had to type it out and give it to you all. It is a personality quiz to find out what type of person you are most like: Einstein, Gandhi, or Hitler.
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According to the National Society of Psychology, top psychologists have determinded that each of us fits into aone of three distict personality types: Albert Einstein, Mahatma Gandhi or Adolf Hitler.
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I think you will all agree this is a riot.
1) When confronted with a problem, I:
a)Try to imagine a creative, but scientific solution.
b)Blame others and try to rally support for my rigid beliefs.
c)Start fasting to assure my mind and body are clear.
2) I prefer to wear:
a)The same suit everyday.
b)A German military uniform.
c)A toga.
3) I believe in the theory of:
a)Relativity.
b)Racial Purity.
c)Passive resistance.
4) I prefer to wear my hair:
a)Wild, white and woolly.
b)Short and parted on the side.
c)No hair at all. Bald is beautiful.
5) If I could have one wish, I would wish for:
a)The answer to life's biggest mysteries.
b)World domination.
c)The chance to eat a cheeseburger without incurring the wrath of Vishnu.
6) My ideal partner is:
a)Sexy but dumb, like Marilyn Monroe.
b)Loyal, obedient, and willing to die for her man.
c)Strong, opinionated, and willing to go to jail for her beliefs.
7) If a speeding car cut me off in traffic, I would think:
a)"From his perspective, I must seem to be traveling in reverse."
b)"Die, Schweinhund! Die!"
c)"No matter. In his next life he'll be a cockroach."
Add up your score. A = 1 Point, B = 2 points, and C = 3 points.
7 - 11 Points = You are a Modern day Einstein
12 - 17 = You are a Anti-social, intolerant hate-monger
18 - 21 = You are a pacifist in a world of aggression.
Have fun,
Gary
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