I finally broke down and ordered satalitte, comes with free installation the ad says.
First months payment, an d they freeze 99 bucks until the install is complete

Anyway, wait 4 days for the guy to show up, and install it. It's 5:30 Saturday when he finally does show, and he looks at the house, the big trees in th front yard, and says "Can't get a line of sight through the trees

We walk all around the house, and he says Can't get a line of sight.
The trees are all on the west side of the house, and this guy keeps walking to the east side of the house to install it,this puts it right in the trees. At this point I'm asking why.
He didn't have the tool the guy used to hook moms up, to find 220 degrees ssw. Just a cell phone he keeps pointing and saying NOPE!
He tels me I will have to dig a hole, and place a 4x4 treated post in 2' deep, in concrete, and marks the spot in front of the house, also trim some tree limbs, an d dig a trench from the street to the EAST side of the house, and they will install it, and I can cover it back in.
I'm sorry, but after 5 hours of picks shovels and post hole diggers, chainsaws, and ladders,the free installation has lost all of it's appeal...lol

I think if it hadn't been 5:30 on saturday, I would be watching 150 channels right now. we've had a dish mounted on the east side of the house before without problem, this guy had a 6pack, and ESPN is my guess.I'll find out tomorrow if he can put it on the east side of the house.
If not, I have a nice post in the front yard to put it on

<rant off>