Five Questions.... For God!

[TheBurningCat]

If you could ask God five questions what would they be?!

[Creatures]

why do i have to ask them??

Are you sure??

so, what is your favorite color??

and whats your mission??

why so much people have to suffer??

Creatures

Dunno, actually. I'd be so surprised at talking to God, it'd probably be something like?

Am I dead then?

How did I get here?

What happens next?

Where is everybody else?

Is <insert name> here, too?



Cheers
Mick

[cyphen]

Who?
What?
When?
Where?
and most importantly,
Why?

[LinuxNewbie]

so where are all the chicks?
which way to the chicks?
hey god, if you could change the world how would you change it and why?
so..... ya like football?

[mdroth]

what is your name?
what is your quest?
what is your Favorite color? (blue.. no wait... Yelloooooooooo)
what is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?
African or european?

[J-Excel]

Where's my doctor? The medication is wearing off. I think I'm seeing God.

So, who's right? And the winner is... Methodists. Everyone else, thanks for playing and have a safe trip home.

Could you make a rock so big that even you couldn't move it? Little dillema here if God is omnipotent.

Why the no-show for the last few thousand years?

Can I have 5 more questions?

[Creatures]

Originally posted by mdroth
what is your name?
what is your quest?
what is your Favorite color? (blue.. no wait... Yelloooooooooo)
what is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?
African or european?

LOL

-one, two, five
-three, sir!



Creatures

Is Epidemic for real?

Does he own cats, goldfish, guns (laser)?

Does he shoot for fun?

Or for food?

Does he really like cats?

[Knothead]

Women...

A mistake?

or did You do it to us ON PURPOSE??


--that great Jack Nicholson line from "The Witches of Eastwick"