Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyways.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me.
She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday."
I thought,"Well,that's wives for you, the children will remember." The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss.Happy Birthday."And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know,it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday; let's go to lunch,just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go." We went to lunch.We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said,"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife,children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And there I sat...
on the couch...
NAKED!!!
lol
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