Criminal, or Clown? You decide!

[angelcat]

One of my favorite stops on the net, (After here of course!) would have to be Bozo Criminal of the Day

Here is today's feature, too good not to share!

Bozo Criminal for September 26, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Brenda Helgerson for sending in today's report from the International File in Graz, Austria. There are many ways to prepare for robbing a bank. Did our bozo "case the joint" to make sure he would not be caught? No. Did he do some research to discover the best way to break into the bank? Nope. Did he pay off someone on the inside to help him out? Of course not. Did he guzzle a bottle of schnapps to calm down his nerves before pulling the job? Yep. And before he could make it to the bank he passed out in his car with his gun in the seat beside him. He's under arrest.

[Mike]

LMAO

[Sanman]

Great link Angelcat.

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Madisonville, Kentucky where police responded to a call of two trucks being driven strangely on a rural road. The bozo would drive one truck 100 yards or so, stop, walk back to the second truck, drive it 100 years past the first truck, then walk back to the first truck, drive it and so on. The police asked our bozo what he thought he was doing. He replied that his brother was passed out drunk in one of the trucks so he was driving both of them home. Of course, our bozo was also drunk and was arrested for DUI.

This one cracks me up.

[angelcat]

One of my favorites also Sanman!

Hmmm, that sounds far too much like how people normally act around here... <shudder>

[angelcat]

Originally posted by Whir
Hmmm, that sounds far too much like how people normally act around here... <shudder>

If you want, go to that link, then, at the bottom of the page, there is a search function, type in Michigan, and hit submit query, and have fun!

[angelcat]

This one has to be my all time favorite!

Bozo Criminal for May 12, 2000
Bozo criminal for today is our first ever bozo from the K-9 Division. From Waukesha, Wisconsin comes the story of Officer "Nutz", a seven year old German Shepherd on the city drug enforcement team. It seems Officer Nutz escaped from his kennel and headed straight to a nearby grocery where he triggered the automatic door and walked right in. Our K-9 bozo then made a beeline for the meat department, snagged himself a package of prime rib and dashed for the exit. Unfortunately for Officer Nutz the crime was captured by the store's security cameras. He's been placed on administrative leave pending an investigation by the internal affairs department.