My first time

[fatal xception]

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came

At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....

I may just get a reprimand from a mod anyway.

[Skywalker[TSG]]

LOL !

dunno what the mods willl think of this

[samwichse]

I was wondering right up to the end how you were hoping to get away with that one

Great stuff...

[CERuppel]

Bad bad bad Fatal Xception!

Now go and write on the board one hundred times;

"I will not post trouble"

LMAO

[cowboybooter]

LMAO,


Love that one, I thought something else till the end.....

[Wombat]

Ouch, you got me with that one.

I'm reading this at work with a small screen size so I have to scroll down as the story continues.


Paul

[Mike]

LOL I was wondering if Fingers was going to have to smack you.

[NeoStarO1]

ya just asking for trouble eh? good one. LOL

Originally posted by Mike
LOL I was wondering if Fingers was going to have to smack you.

Well, I was getting ready to, Mike. As I read this thread the first time yesterday, I just kept thinking to myself. "Fatal_Ex wouldn't really be stupid enough to post this, would he?" I was quite relieved to read the last line [whew]

It's very close to the edge, but I guess you caught me in a good mood. Thanks to everyone for behaving themselves too, that actually goes a long way toward determining the way we treat similar threads in the future.