I'm kinda depressed right now. I've had it in mind to take over the world for a while, but it's not going well. The girl I was going to take over the world with doesn't seem to like me anymore, and I'm sort of lost, so I started questioning the wise to find my answer.
First I asked
jeeves how to take over the world now that I'm alone in my quest. He showed a startling disregard for me by sending me to CNN. Media is a good attempt, but it's not me.
My next mentor was
LISA (Logitech Internet Support Assistant). She shed some light on my problem by asking me what was wrong with it. I told her it was damaged or physicly broken. She then asked if it was under warrenty to which I replied in the negitive. Well here's the whole conversation
Quote:
LISA Tell me about your problem or ask me a question.
(First time users)
Guest how do I take over the world?
LISA I'm not sure. Try asking me again in the form of a question.
LISA Found (03) items related to 'how do I take over the world?'.
Guest The device is physically broken, rattles, or makes a funny noise.
LISA I have so far learned:
The device requires service or replacement of parts or software.
The device is physically broken, rattles, or makes a funny noise.
LISA If the device is physically broken, and it is less than 30 days since the date of purchase, please return it to the place of purchase for a warranty replacement.
If more than thirties days have passed and you are in the US and Canada, please contact Logitech Support for a warranty replacement.
Outside of the US and Canada, please click here to find the Logitech office nearest you.
LISA Was this solution helpful?
Guest No
LISA Click here to escalate
Now, based on what you told me I understand that:
The device requires service or replacement of parts or software.
Guest you just don't get it. The world is messed up, and I somehow don't believe the warrenty is still good.
LISA I'm not sure. Try asking me again in the form of a question.
LISA Found (15) items related to 'you just don't get it. The world is messed up, and I somehow don't believe the warrenty is still good.'.
Choose from the following options or just tell me more.
01) It is more than 30 days since the purchase date, or for some other reason you cannot exchange the device at the point of purchase.
02) You are using Windows 2000, and the device is listed as "Not connected."
03) You want information about using WingMan devices with Sound Blaster Live! sound cards.
04) You are not using Windows 2000, or you find that moving the device to the game port does not help.
05) When using two game controllers at one time, you can't feel any forces on the second device.
06) The game device will not respond.
07) The device is not listed.
08) How do I obtain a warranty replacement?
09) Calibration cannot be completed successfully.
10) The device is listed as "Not connected."
Enter your choice (1 through 10 out of 15) or just describe some facts.
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I gave up about there.
So I'm lost. Where do I go in my quest??? How do I take over the world. It's late, and I'm in a lot of pain from running very quickly up very steep slopes. Can anyone help me???
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