Hooray For Showers

[Knothead]

Every morning, I begin my day with a shower. What a pleasure...the perfect way to wake up.

If there's some stress going on with me, I sometimes close my eyes and imagine that the water is a pretty blue color, and it's washing away the excess worries, leaving me to focus on what I can do to fix the REAL issues.

Today was a bodacious day for making sawdust, and the heat in my garage was 119 degrees...man, I was guzzling water like it was going out of style. Anyway, I knocked off awhile ago, and treated myself to a really COLD shower (which I normally hate). Cooled me down to a tolerable level, and left me far more "aromatically pleasant."

I've decided that showers are the whole point of civilization.

I used to think it was Martinis.

[OuTpaTienT]

Martini showers!!!! Now we're getting somewhere!

[TheBurningCat]

I love showers! I have one twice a day

[Knothead]

Originally posted by OuTpaTienT
Martini showers!!!! Now we're getting somewhere!

GAAAAH!!! Too funny... hey, OuT, I dunno if you are one of the 2 or 3 people here who actually reads "the Further Adventures of Harvey, P.I.", but Cadd actually wrote a scene where that happens. Martini showers.

And over 3,000 drunken little penguins!


that is NOT what I'm talking about, though...

[brandon184]

I love showers.. There's nothing worse than getting OUT of the shower...

~ Brandon

[OuTpaTienT]

Speaking of showers...

"I like to plug the drain and when the water begins to rise I pretend I'm in a sub that's been hit."*


*- Steven Wright

[Knothead]

Originally posted by OuTpaTienT
Speaking of showers...

"I like to plug the drain and when the water begins to rise I pretend I'm in a sub that's been hit."*


*- Steven Wright

LOL!

[M_Six]

The folks that confuse me are the ones who get out of a shower nice and clean and then douse themselves with cologne. I know folks who you can smell from 30 feet. They should wear No Smoking signs around their necks.

[Wombat]

Todd my friend,

Your brain works in strange ways and you mouth spills out some amazing topics that are true only for a man with to much time on his hands. (hee hee)

Paul

[vass0922]

ahhh the best thing is to go in with the shower on pretty warm water... and as you sit in there and soak slowly turning up the heat
By the time you finally walk out you can't see a thing cause of the fog, and the mirror is dripping with condensation... ahhhh those are the most relaxing!!!!