WHOO-HOO-HAH! My clients just left, shaking their heads and grinning like loons...
They had come over to look at the progress of this 11-foot bathroom cabinet that I'm making for them, and I had to explain that the 60 feet of Cherry wood hadn't gotten here yet, but I was using the time to make the details nicer...only what came out was:
"So I varnished your drawers!"
Well, they start giggling, and it took me a few seconds to catch up!

Good thing for me they have a healthy sense of humor!
Yeeesh...anybody else?