If you prefer your avatar.
Not.
To.
Wink and wiggle.
Or.
Blink and giggle.
Then.
Raise your post here!
Say.
We hear you!
Comrade.
The "Static Avatars Union."
Positions as,
Honorary Office Bearers
Are offered to:
Wart: The great 'Fad' resistor
TBC: The dyslexic 'Artiste'
Cadd: Wise 'Statesman'
Fingers: 'Learned' Mod.
Desmo: Italian 'Twin' thing.
Memberships considered upon application.*
Yours Sincerely. RGT. S@A. Local branch secretary. Etc...
* = Pass the selection criteria.**
** = If your avatar moves, then you won't.
.......... Get in here, in those shoes.

Cheers R.
Btw. TGIF!