Celibrate today, it is the birthday of the universe!

[Epidemic]

15 billion years ago today was the beginning of time (+-100 billion) but today is the day of the week if you calculate it back using the weight of an anti-matter particle joined with dark matter. The result creates a little clock display and indicates exactly to the second when the universe began.

You read it here first.

[Agent_Embryo]

You need to stop eating catfood Epidemic.

[OuTpaTienT]

Is that why cats act the way they do?

[Agent_Embryo]

That and the fact that they are evil by nature. Yet we like them anyway somehow...

Not catfood. He swallowed his goldfish.

Whole.

[nomaxim]

Originally posted by Epidemic
15 billion years ago today was the beginning of time (+-100 billion)

I think you need to check your math.

That works out to between 115 billion ago OR 85 billion years from now!

Which means we may not exist yet!!!

[Theophylact]

Which means we may not exist yet!!!

So: is this a problem?

For Epidemic's cat, Yes. Because Epidemic by his own admission does not exist. He says he's just a figment of everyone's imagination.

Geeez.

[nomaxim]

Well, I guess it could be one heck of a time loop.

[maface]

I understand my cat better than I understand Epidemic