make your own conspiracy theory

[VERT]

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html


In order to understand Smelly feet you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Techimo made up of Sysopt with help from Gammers.
The conspiracy first started during Christmas in New Zeland. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including My birthday.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking noise.

They want to fish slapping VERT and imprison resisters in My bedroom using Teleportation.

In order to prepare for this, we all must raising hands. Since the media is controlled by Justice league we should get our information from Flower power.

[the jester]

sorry it's very puerile...

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand free ram you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of pc users made up of pc builders with help from techimo.
The conspiracy first started during extra large fries with your happy meal in downtown. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Boston Teaparty.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by lighting your own gas at breakfast.

They want to support other people's flatulence mac users and imprison resisters in ice-cream stands at the North Pole using Santa's sleigh.

In order to prepare for this, we all must just install it. Since the media is controlled by dual-booters we should get our information from mono-os types.

ahem

[cracked]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand voting you need to realize that everything is controlled by the They made up of everyone else with help from The Comittee.
The conspiracy first started during the election of the moose in Botswanna. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the sinking of the Titanic.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by 2nd'ing the motion.

They want to kick small dogs with The Cave Goat and imprison resisters on Jupiter using Tricycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must vote. Since the media is controlled by The Comittee we should get our information from the mooses.

(its all true)

drew

[UUoodseifer]

Conspiracy eh?
Thats my speciality.