You are an Indian if you......

You are a Indian If ...

You might be a Indian if, you have a bought a video camera just before Niagara trip and returned it after the trip.

You might be a Indian if, you keep switching your internet service
provider because the first month is free.

You might be a Indian if, the only reason you go to a
temple/church/mosque on festivals is because there is free food.

You might be a Indian if, you keep comparing prices at circuit city for the phone you bought six months ago.

You might be a Indian if, if you bought a Toyota or Honda car only
because it has better resale value.

You might be a Indian if, you go back to your apartment for
lunch.

You might be a Indian if, you know all the $1.50 theaters in your
city.

You might be a Indian if, you ask for a small drink at fast food
restaurant because the refill is free.

You might be a Indian if, spent 2 days cleaning your apartment before leaving so you can get full security refund from your landlord.

You might be a Indian if,you don't know any American outside your work.

You might be a Indian if, the lawyer handling your green card is
in your speed dial.

You might be a Indian if, you try to ignore all other unknown
Indian's around you.

You might be a Indian if, you talk to Americans as if you represent
your whole country.

You might be a Indian if, you frequent to yard sales every week.

You might be a Indian if, your dinner involves spreading newspaper on the living room floor.

You might be a Indian if, you are compelled to visit ever major city
in US, just so as to say that "Yes I have been there"

You might be a Indian if, you have a bucket in your bath tub.

You might be a Indian if, you have to borrow luggage from friends for a visit back home.

You might be a Indian if, the smoke detector goes off whenever your are cooking dinner.

You might be a Indian if, you use grocery bags as garbage bags.

You might be a Indian if, office supplies mysteriously find their way in your house.

You might be a Indian if, you don't want to buy a printer because you can always use the office printer.

You might be a Indian if, you decide to marry a girl/guy that your
parents fixed you up with.

You might be a Indian if, if you smell like a curry.

You might be a Indian if, you have Rin (detergent soap cake) in your bathroom.

You might be a Indian if, you have taken pictures of your car and
mailed to your folks back home.

You might be a Indian if, you know all of your friends salary.

You might be a Indian if, you tried to talk in a phony accent with the freshie in the school.

You might be a Indian if, there are more that 4 guys living in a 2-
bedroom apartment.

You might be a Indian if, you have cooking schedule in your
kitchen-cabinet.

You might be a Indian if, you spend at least 2 evenings in a week at Kmart.

You might be a Indian if, you split the tax from your common grocery bill.

[TheBurningCat]

[osprey4]

Pretty good, Shahani. I've had at least one Indian working for me since I've been in NJ and all of them have been great people to work with. In fact, when my group took me out for lunch recently, I asked them to take me to Raagini, on Rt. 22 in Springfield. Best lunch buffet I've ever had. Ever been there?

Raagini is good and there are some OK ones in Edison. But if you want authentic Indian food, only 2 places:

1) NYC
2) My house

[draboo]

You might be a Indian if, you ask for a small drink at fast food
restaurant because the refill is free.

you might be a combo of norwiegen,belgium,and irish if you do this,too!

Well, actually this email was referencing some other nationality but I though it describes Indians pretty well.

One I forgot: using grocery shopping plastic bags to line your trash can.

Reusing ziplock bags.

Guess we Indians are el cheapo.

But then so are a lot of non-Indians.

[fyxxer32]

Reusing ziplock bags

Or you might be my WIFE!!! Well not anymore, she used to wash them out. I kidded her.

[fatal xception]

You might be a Indian if, the smoke detector goes off whenever your are cooking dinner.

Hey! That's how I knew it was done. Who needs a timer. Some people call it burned, I call it "Cajun!"

Cajun toast, cajun mac and chez, etc...

Giant Cajun shrinp + Cold Beer on saturday = Heavenly

[Knothead]

Originally posted by shahani

Guess we Indians are el cheapo.

But then so are a lot of non-Indians.

Shahani...the Bengali Jeff Foxworthy!