Irish Jokes

At the insistence of many of my Irish buddies, this is a thread to post your favorite jokes, keeping in mind that this is a family show and excessively offensive narrations can be avoided even if ostensibly "clean".

So go ahead, Post away........

[Mead]

I'm pretty sure that all irish jokes contain either sex, booze, or both. I'll try to think of some of the less risque(sp) ones.

lol! great idea. im irish and would love to hear some jokes!

[vass0922]

I'll check my little black book when I get home, see if I can find anything for a family forum hehe

[Creatures]

i dont have irish jokes i just have (scotts or scottish??) jokes perhaps you should make a thread about them

or i can tell you the joke in this thread

Creatures

You can put any jokes here.

Except Arab.

Don't want to hurt Arab feelings.

[Graham]

What do you call a group of Irishmen in a field?....................... A thicket.
How do you make an Irishman burn his ear?...................... Phone him while he's ironing.
Whats black and hangs from the ceiling?....................... An Irish electrician.
How do you keep an Irishman occupied all day?.......... Show him a row of shovels, and tell him to take his pick.
(or put him in a barrel and tell him to pee in the corner)


No insult intended to our Irish readers (sorry in advance g , K & J )

G

[howste]

OK, here's one for you: How do you keep Shahani in suspense?

[cowboybooter]

The Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman have to walk accross a desert. They are each allowed to take one item, but have to explain why.

The Scotsman takes a Parasol, explaining that when the sun is at it's fullest I can have shade from it.

The Englishman takes a barrel of water, explaining that a cool drink and splash of water will cool him down.

The Irishman takes a car door, saying "If I get too hot, I can always wind the window down"!

[Theophylact]

but they are Irish Bulls, and funny.