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Old 09-10-2002, 09:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Suspicious of your mate?

Geeze what will they think of yet?
Heard this advertized on the radio today---

CheckMate Semen Detection Test Kit will quickly and easily monitor your spouse's sexual activity outside of the relationship by detecting traces of semen left in their undergarments after sex, so I guess you sneak around looking for her panties to do the test on when she comes home from work---brutal stuff: http://www.getcheckmate.com

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Old 09-10-2002, 10:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Anything for a buck.
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Suspicious of your date or fiancé? Try Googling him.
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What if they used a condom!THis test is useless.
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Old 09-10-2002, 11:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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For some reason I read the info and they offered this about condom use:
What about condoms?
Not only do people use condoms much less frequently than the media wants you to believe. Condoms are designed to keep semen out of a woman's body not off of it. All you have to do is think about anytime you have had sex using a condom to know that the chances of semen being present after sex are very good due to what we call, "outercourse" or foreplay. Many men have used our products successfully even though a condom was thought to have been used. Just be creative in your search!
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Ummm
call me crazy, but I think it would probably be used against a guy more often than not

agreed that test is pretty shakey lol
ah well, somebody will buy it ... doesn't have to be me
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"outercourse"

that just don't sound right lol....
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LOL brainchild. It's crazy isn't it?
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I think the real test is that if you are seriously considering buying one of these then your relationship is over, or might as well be.

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