I got one for you. The McDonalds that my mom is a manager at hired this lady that fit the dictionary definition of a crackhead(if there is one). Within her first day of work money and sevral other objects went missing. People suspected her but couldnt prove it. One of the objects that went missing was a pager. The area supervisor was called and came to the store. Upon talking with my mom and the GM in the office they simply called the pager from the phone and left a page. To the ladies demise her purse began to beep. They promptly called the cops and had her arrested on the spot. All of the objects and money were found in her purse and returned to their respective owners.
Oh but wait it gets better. (questions the gene pool of the Upper Cumberland Area)
A friend of ours was out crusing in his civic one night when he got clocked for speeding. He easily out ran the cops and went home where he called the police and told them that he would be there to surrender. The cop told him he "a moron" that he should have just stayed home for the night and all would have been well.
A local shop was lit a fire one night and nearly took out a neighboring shop. Two nights later beside an apartment complex where myself and some friends were enjoying some adult bevrages a nicely decked out Honda Civic exploded. We called the fire dept and met them up their to warn them that the NoS and the tires still hadnt blown which they did shortly after(nice fireworks show). A week later Upperman highschool is broken into and vandalized. A 17 yr kid goes to the ER the next day with a huge cut on his arm wrapped in a shirt. Shortly after speaking with his physician he confessed to all 3 crimes and a few other unrelated incidents. He is now enjoying the luxuries of the local Juvnile Detention Center.