We would sincerely like to apologize to all the people who died on this diet

[edwelly]

Editor's Note: We would sincerely like to apologize to all the people who died on this diet. We believe we have isolated the cause— we neglected to include any food in Day 4. Ooops! We've made the appropriate changes below:

You gotta check this out! My gal sent this to me today... I wonder if it works
---edwelly

[J-Excel]

That's some funny stuff.

"If you experience insomnia or hallucinations, take three tablets of Dramamine™, this will make you sleep 14-16 hours. If you don't wake up, consult a doctor."

If you don't wake up, consult a doctor.

Erik: Long time!!

[Epidemic]

How irresponsible.

They should at least add a raisin to day 4!!!

A raisin? I think they should allow atleast a six pac every 2 days.

What's a raisin compared to a six pac?

[vass0922]

You may experience problems standing or speaking after day three so try to stay as close to home as possible.

sounds like the diet for me

[Sweeper]

Rotate For Three Weeks. (Rotate the diet not yourself as you will get very, very dizzy.)

WHAT???

[Redwolf]

Doubt the cherries are gonna help much

[J-Excel]

Originally posted by shahani
What's a raisin compared to a six pac?

Got to have a six pack now and then to maintain those "six pack abs". I'm starting to get "six pack boobies".

[LinuxNewbie]

Use laxatives generously.

lol that is just rediculous.
this is clearly a joke, not 1 person is dumb enough to fall for this.......well maybe i can't say that including that the darwin awards still exists

DISCLAIMER: Happy Woman is a parody publication
so don't come crying to us if someone accidentally took out your liver or you starved to death on our diet. The interviews are not real and the jury is still out on the interviewer's status