Ugh is right! What a piece. And he's really doing his best to talk it up too. Geez.
I can understand how you might think the idea of owning a landspeeder is cool. But let's be real here. That is just an over-sized, under-powered, ugly-ass go-kart with a make-shift rickety fiberglass prop skin draped around it. I bet one of the "jet engines" falls off every third right turn, or something like that.
I especially like how he points out the unsightly cracks in the dash can be easily "fixed" in 5 minutes with...a dashboard cover!!! LOL. Yeah. Just like wrinkles around your eyes or your acne scars can be fixed by . . . wearing a mask!!! Yeah, that'll do the trick. Fix it right up.
You can
want it all you want BC. But if you every did get a monstrosity like that then don't be surprised if total strangers just occasionally walk up to you, look into your eyes to make sure you're not crazy, then just slap the heck out of you...then go on about their business.
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