the miracles of stupidity

[Warthog]

First off....wth are "Jet-Puffed Marshmallows"??? lmao...I saw that in our kitchen (Kraft brand) and it cracked me up....gotta love Phillip Morris.

Anyone ever have a stupid moment of the day? My stupid moment of the day just happened...I have a sore in my mouth so I put on some Orajel and brought the tube up to my room incase the stuff wore off later on - that was the plan anyway. At some point during my travels, the tube got lost....I surely set it down in my room somewhere because I went back down and searched the living room and bathroom....this is so annoying!! I hate it when I do something and don't consciously think about it...I look up on a bookshelf and there is another tube of the stuff that I misplaced back in May that I was searching for in the past few days - 'til I found the other tube (which I just lost)....lol...yeah anyway

Warthog

[brandon184]

Jet Puffed? That's been around FOREVER!

~ Brandon

[Warthog]

Yeah I know...I was just wondering what the origin of it was...I thought the terminology was whacked.

"Nitrous Puffed Marshmallows!"

[Knothead]

Originally posted by Warthog
First off....wth are "Jet-Puffed Marshmallows"??? lmao...I saw that in our kitchen (Kraft brand) and it cracked me up....gotta love Phillip Morris.

This gives me disturbin' pictures...

Marketing Guy: "Excuse me, Mr. Jet Pilot, but we'd like to pour all this marshmallow goo into your jet engine, there."

Jet Pilot: "Huh? What for?"

Marketing Guy: "It's for our 'Jet-Puft' marshmallows. Gov'ment says we HAVE to do this, in order to preserve Truth in Advertising!"

Jet Pilot: "Oh, of course, be my guest! But stick to the starboard number two, though.
I'm expecting those dishwasher soap people with the 'Jet-Kleen' flakes any minute now."

[Warthog]

lol, leave it to knot to answer the Question That Drives Us what is the matrix ...now I can die a happy man.

I think I'm in a random mood tonight but I'm not sure.

Warthog

[Knothead]

Hehehee, I'll bet Wart thinks he's the ONLY ONE in the family who misplaces stuff...

Wait'll you find the 17-1/2-year-old diaper that was dropped behind the couch...I predict you'll feel anything but random...*


*Taken from a "blonde moment" of my own while cleaning house today!

[Warthog]

You wear diapers? Who? Brandon wear's diapers? What?

*attempts to screw head on correctly*
*Fails*

I think I'll go to bed now.

[whiney voice]When can IIIIIIIIIIII come over to your house Knoottt?[/whiney voice]

Warthog

[brandon184]

Hmm... Now THAT'S random.

[Knothead]

You want random? Try this:

"I am NOT going to compliment him on his matching bra and panties!!"


I just posted that a little bit ago on the "Berkeley" thread, and I STILL don't believe I did that!

[Heavy_Equipment]

Wait'll you find the 17-1/2-year-old diaper that was dropped behind the couch...

LMAO, I can just hear the cancellation e-mails being typed from the people going to your BBQ.