Well, remember what the recording industry has invested (and makes!) from this guy.
You think they would chance losing this cash cow?
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LANCE: What's this little red handle here for? Must be the MP3 player.
KARL BUZZINSKI: No! Don't touch THAT!!!
LANCE: Oops! (WHOOOOSSSSSCCCHHHH!!!)
KARL BUZZINSKI: That's the HATCH!
LANCE: AAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh!
KARL BUZZINSKI: Mission control? We have a problem!